Big Brother

Just when I thought I was so Done with this season of Big Brother, they lured me back in by recycling the Duo twist & thereby saving Jordan and Rachel - WooHoo!  What would the show be without our sweet, adorable Jordan and that Hoot, Rachel, yapping about her fiance fiance fiance?!

This has been The Most Boring Season of BB so far. All this cast does is eat & sleep, and I want to do the same. I can't even make myself tune into the live feed, because I don't want to hear a bunch of snoring & crunching. And don't even get me started about how often the live-feed goes out! They make it sound like you'll be in on all the secrets, able to watch everything all the time.....Nope. Whenever they don't want us to know something....we get the fish....we get to stare at fish....and we get to pay for staring at those fish....Never again.

So, I was about to sign-out on this season for real until Sunday, when boring boring boring zombie Porsche opened up Pandora's box, won $10K for herself & screwed herself & her alliance completely by bringing back the Duo twist. All of a sudden the Newbies are dead in the water and Shelly will be (better be) Gone - Yay!

I can't wait for the Newbies to get to the outside world and get a dose a real reality when they see how much America has been hating on them big-time.

I want to scream every time Kalia opens her mouth, with that valley girl uptalk of hers..........GGGAAAAACK! 

I'm so happy Danielle has gone back to the shadow of her infamous, uber-awesome Dad, Evel Dick, the best BB player ever. Period. She tried to be a player without him & what an epic fail that was!  LMFAO!

Porsche should have stayed home. 

Shelly can go back to the swamp people in Louisiana.   Liar, liar, pants on fire, Beyotch!  Didn't do ya any good to betray Jordan & Jeff, did it?

At least Adam became bearable when he stopped doing that stupid screamo thing. They must've told him to open up a can of Shut the Hell Up.

You know it's gotta be interesting in the jury house with Brendon and Jeff giving Danielle all kinds of hell. I wish I could be a fly on the wall.

Let's see what kind of scrambling goes on tonight after the Veto competition..........WooHoo!