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Thursday, May 19, 2011


Why do I keep watching this steaming pile of dog poop masquerading as a talent competition?

Every season I tell myself and everyone I know that I will Not watch, because it's so obviously scripted and rigged, and every season I go back on my word and can't resist holding on to that small grain of hope that someone talented might actually win for the 1st time in How Many Seasons?

And every season I'm pissed off and aggravated.

It's so obvious the producers won't allow a real talent to win, because they know people like Adam Lambert and James Durbin will sell concert tickets and be stars no matter what. 
It's the ho-hum, make me want to slip into a coma people like Lee DeWyze, Kris Allen, and this season's Jacob, Lauren, Scotty, and Haley they have to shove down our throats, because they must convince the teeny-boppers to Buy Now on Itunes! and Get Your Idol on Tour tickets Now!

This season made me want to throw everything in my living room at the TV, because the so-called judges refuse to tell "contestants" the truth - that they Suck raw meat! 
It's been a giant love fest so sickeningly sweet and self-congratulatory it makes me want to puke!

Where's Simon when we need him??  Oh, yeah, he's off creating an interesting show..... sigh....

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